JO GILL’S WEBSITE DRAFT 1 MAY 2010

SCENE 1. APARTMENT. DAY.

JO GILL STARES AT A BLANK LAPTOP SCREEN. HER MOBILE PHONE RINGS. IT’S HER LONG SUFFERING WEB SITE DESIGNER, DAVID.

DAVID

(through the phone)

I’m going to need more copy for your web site.

JO

(annoyed)

What do you mean?

DAVID

Well, on the Home Page, I need more than ‘Jo Gill is a professional comedy writer and performer.’

JO

But that’s what I am.

DAVID

Yeah, but I’ve got a whole page to fill

JO

But all my CV stuff’s behind that Home Page. Won’t people just click on the tabs? Are they really that stupid, that they won’t explore the whole site?

DAVID

(Sighs)

THERE IS A LONG SILENCE.

JO

Hello?

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